If it's up to long-time resident Candace Morgan and her associates, Faymus's new welcome sign will proclaim their panache. But there's a new club in town, The Socks 'N Sandals Club, headed by recent arrival, retiree Willard Marsh, whose unconventional attire draws stares and giggles. Before long his club's notoriety is spreading out of control. Can the ‘men only’ club be squelched before it slings embarrassment and mortification on Faymus? Just how far will Candace Morgan go to protect her small town's image? Will the Socks 'N Sandals Club survive? And what tagline on the sign will ultimately welcome visitors to Faymus?