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Dirty Laundry


It’s unknown what became of Dexter Crowley. Some say he walked into the Fraser River and never came back. Other say he was killed by the same Vancouver police officers that killed Myles Gray when it was found out he had written a book about the murder. The rock and rollers say he returned to Kitchener and plays bass for My Wicked Twin. Others say that Dexter drives the truck as Optimus Prime in the latest Transformers movie. Mexicans say he went to Toluca and now lives as an illegal alien with a girlfriend younger than his children. Anything could have happened...